circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

interviewer:  what would you say is your biggest fault?

me:  I take longer than the average person to find the second image in those optical illusions where you can see two things if you change your perspective

interviewer:  erm… could you give me another example?

me:  sometimes I don’t catch onto the memes very quick so I have to look them up and try to figure it out.  it makes me a little bit disappointed in myself but I feel like I grow as a person

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

image

neither do a lot of women

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

yutoube:

laurenrosedecker:

yutoube:

my hands are really weighing me down maybe you should hold them for a while

I’m so using this

i have it copyrighted